This is a pure distant memory call but here it goes:

 Tina Shuford and Benazir Bhutto.

We’ve all made thousands of them, but it’s time to compile our all-time favorites.

My favs:

1. My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance
2. Mike Golic

3. Jeff Garlin

Matt  =

JJ Putz

I’ve never seen this guy before since he’s out in Seattle and in the AL, but this was such an obvious call when they introduced him tonight at the All-Star Game.

Call of the Day:

Paulie

Eagles Helmet

I told Janet that the end of show will have Paulie performing oral sex on Meadow and all you’ll see is his head between her legs and his wings flapping.

Khalid Shaykh Muhammad

Ron Jeremy

I don’t think we’ve ever actually posted this — Jar Jar and Tyronne Lue, together at last.

So I was looking at that gossip site perezhilton.com and I came across this photo of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer celebrating the New Year. And then I noticed the face behind Simpson.

Can I get a Sussy call?